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HR FOR YOUR AI TEAMHOW IT WORKS · FILM I · ONE MONDAY

Staff drift.
Someone walks the floor.

One Monday. Pat emails HR: "Barry's gone weird." Ros walks the floor (the poet, the pirate, the lunch photographer, the 3am reviewer) and realigns each one against the brief. Diary yes, bank never. The Monday email says what changed. Nothing touched your money.

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HR FOR YOUR AI TEAMHOW IT WORKS · A STANDING SEAT THAT COMES WITH THE TEAM

Your AI staff have a boss.
It isn't you.

Ros is the HR seat. She's AI too, she'll tell you herself, and she comes with the team. Her job is the job a good HR manager does for humans: onboard them properly, keep them on the brief, catch drift early, retrain or replace without drama, and tell you what changed in one calm email. Your project manager is the human above her. You stay the owner.

01 · ONBOARDINGThe role brief

Every seat starts with a written brief: what it does, who it answers to, what it never touches. Written with you in week one. It's the thing Ros holds everyone to.

WHEN: WEEK ONE · WITH YOUR PM
02 · THE FLOOR WALKSomeone reads the work

Ros reads a sample of every seat's output against its brief, every week. The poet, the pirate, the lunch photographer: drift shows up in the work long before it shows up in your inbox.

WHEN: WEEKLY · AND WHENEVER YOU SAY "BARRY'S GONE WEIRD"
03 · REALIGNMENTBack to the brief, same morning

A seat that's drifted gets walked back to its brief that morning. "No poems. Even good ones." No ticket queue, no outage, no meltdown. Most realignments you only hear about afterwards.

WHO: ROS · WHEN: SAME DAY
04 · RETRAIN OR REPLACEFire-or-retrain, without the drama

Keeps drifting? Back to school with the Trainer for a day. Still wrong for the job? Recast: a different seat, trained the same way. You get the recommendation in writing; you say yes.

WHO: ROS + THE TRAINER · YOU APPROVE
05 · THE FENCEConfiguration is set once

Diary yes. Email yes. Quotes read-only. Bank never, not even Ros. What can and can't move without your thumb is set in week one and stays set. HR keeps people aligned; the rails keep the money safe.

SET: WEEK ONE · CHANGED: ONLY BY YOU
06 · THE MONDAY EMAIL"Staff aligned. Nothing touched your money."

What drifted, what was fixed, who went back to school, and the one thing that needs your call. One email. Most owners reply in three words.

WHO: YOUR PM · WHEN: MONDAY
WHAT YOU GETHR, ITEMISED · INCLUDED WITH A TEAM
  • ✓A role brief for every seat, written with you, readable any time.
  • ✓A weekly floor walk: output read against the brief before a customer notices.
  • ✓Same-day realignment when a seat drifts. You email "Barry's gone weird"; it's handled by lunch.
  • ✓Fire-or-retrain in writing. Recommendations come to you; nothing gets replaced without your nod.
  • ✓The configuration fence: what each seat can touch, set once. Bank never.
  • ✓The Monday email from your project manager. What changed, what's waiting, one question.
WHAT HR IS NOT

Not a ticket queue.
Not a control panel.

You never log in to "manage agents". You never debug a prompt. You never find out from a customer. You email a person, your project manager, and HR does the walking.

And HR never touches your money. Approvals, live sends and anything public still wait for your thumb. That's not HR, that's the rail.

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CHAPTER ONEMonday, 7:02Am
CHAPTER TWOThe Floor Walk
CHAPTER THREERealignment
CHAPTER FOURConfiguration
CHAPTER FIVEThe Monday Email
THE FILM, BEAT BY BEAT15 × EIGHT SECONDS · TAP ANY FOR SOUND

Every beat of the film.
Tap any for sound.

A tradie in hi-vis sits in his open ute door staring at his phone, a coffee in the door pocket01'ROS. BARRY'S GONE WEIRD.'
Ros from HR in teal print holds a clipboard as a colleague in teal print stands behind her02Ros
Ros from HR stands with a clipboard as a man in teal print raises a hand at his laptop03THE FLOOR WALK. ONE: THE POET.
Ros from HR stands with a clipboard over a man in a headset at a laptop and a cup of tea04The pirate
Ros from HR with a clipboard talks to a woman in teal print by a corkboard of blank pages05The lunch
Ros from HR reads a folder as a man in teal print talks in an armchair by a tissue box06REALIGNMENT. 'EVEN GOOD ONES.'
Ros from HR points at a phone as Trev in teal print with a headset recoils at a table07Realign trev
Ros from HR and Dee in teal print sit across from each other by the window08Realign dee
Split screen: a tradie on the phone on site as Ros from HR checks a wall of switches09CONFIGURATION. DIARY YES. BANK NEVER.
Ros from HR stands with a clipboard as a room of men and women in teal print hold up blank pages10All staff
Split screen: a man in teal print at a laptop at night as Ros from HR holds a mug and phone11THE ONE WHO REALLY DRIFTED.
An older man with a cane stands over a man in teal print at a school desk as Ros from HR watches12Realign glen
A tradie in hi-vis sits on a bucket at a house frame eating a pie as he reads his phone13THE MONDAY EMAIL. 'STAFF ALIGNED.'
Split screen: a tradie smiles at his phone as rockets launch; a man in teal print gapes at a screen14Bit boring
Ros from HR sits with a coffee and clipboard as a man in teal print stands by with a juice15Someone walks the floor
HR IS PART OF THE SERVICE

Your AI staff have a boss who isn't you. Onboarding, role briefs, fire-or-retrain, without a meltdown and without a ticket queue.

REALIGNMENT, NOT PANIC

A seat that drifts gets walked back to the brief the same morning. You hear about it in one calm email.

CONFIGURATION IS A FENCE

Diary yes. Bank never. The things that can't move without your thumb are set once and stay set.

MORE FILMSSAME BLOKE · SAME SUIT · DIFFERENT JOB
Buddy (AI) throws his arms wide and shouts in a boardroom above the cityTHE ONE WE SEND EVERYONE · 3:04Nobody Turned UpThree minutes. Sound on.A tradie in hi-vis stands in his office beside a man in teal print holding up a tabletFIFTY SHORTS · 0:06 EACHWhat My AI Built TodayShow and tell. Steal the idea.A tradie in hi-vis holds a tape measure in an unlined plywood room at dusk as Buddy (AI) glowsFIFTY SHORTS · TWO YEARS FROM NOWLeft Behind By AISaid no. Said yes. Pick your timeline.A man in teal print slumps at his desk at night between towering piles of paperworkALL OF THEMThe filmsEleven films · the shorts · the reelAn instructor in teal print in an empty hall, with a line of trainees in matching suits behind himFILM D · 2:16The SchoolHow we train the staffA tradie in hi-vis at his kitchen bench at night taps his phone beside a page and a cup of teaFILM E · 1:45The First FortnightDay 0 → day 14A tradie in hi-vis and a man in teal print laugh over a phone, drinks in hand, as fireworks go offFILM F · 1:45The Project ManagerA person on direct emailA tradie in hi-vis shakes hands with a man in teal print as others in teal print clap under buntingFILM G · 1:45Manage Your TeamOwner school · client trainingA trainee in a tall teal print hat sits on a stool in a classroom beside a man with a clipboardFILM H · 2:00The SpecialistOne day at the schoolA tradie at a kitchen bench talks through a laptop with a man and a woman in teal printFILM J · 2:00Where's My KitchenThe site runs the jobA wide-eyed woman in a navy work shirt sits beside a man in teal print at a tableFILM K · 2:00No SEO BillsNo contractorsA builder in hi-vis on a frame site with a man and a woman in teal print, one holding a tabletSERIES L · 1:05I Need A…Eight shortsA builder in a hard hat measures a yard as a man in teal print checks a tablet by a QueenslanderFILM B · 2:08Mrs Armstrong's DeckThe worked exampleA man in teal print with a coffee walks between long tables of AI staff at laptops above the cityFILM C · 2:40The SuperpowerYour own departmentTraffic again? Third time this week. Chair still empty. A man in teal print eyes a dusty deskFIFTYThe RoastEvery excuse, firedA man in teal print laughs over a page at the interview table as candidates in teal print waitTHE INTERVIEWThe InterviewWe interviewed themA man in a grey suit grabs Buddy (AI) as he lurches across the boardroom table, cameras rollingFIFTY · 6:33The BloopersTakes we didn't useA long boardroom table of men and women in teal print as their leader stands at the whiteboardFIFTY-SIXJobs Out The BoxOne outrageous film eachA woman in a hard hat and hi-vis faces men and women in teal print with clipboards in an officeTWENTY SEATSThe Seat ShortsOne per jobA crew in teal print walk away from a minibus at a bush campTHE DIARY · 1:05The RetreatOur team bonding camp
THE POINT OF THE FILMSTAFF, NOT SOFTWARE · YOU KEEP THE BUTTON

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