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FILM KTHE MARKETING SEAT · NO CONTRACTORS

Four contractors.
Nobody bills you for a PDF.

Jen the plumber's shoebox of invoices: SEO, socials, Google, ads. Priya replaces the lot: eleven minutes to the list, no monthly report, the socials tap-tap-tap, "found you on Google". The van's clean. The pub's on Jen.

Tell us the jobs you hateAll the films
CHAPTER ONEThe Shoebox
CHAPTER TWONobody'S Waiting
CHAPTER THREEYou Tap It
CHAPTER FOURThe Shock
CHAPTER FIVEThe Pub
THE FILM, BEAT BY BEAT15 × EIGHT SECONDS · TAP ANY FOR SOUND

Every beat of the film.
Tap any for sound.

A tradie in a navy work shirt shouts as she sorts a shoebox of receipts01FOUR CONTRACTORS. NOBODY TALKS.
A tradie in a navy work shirt goes over a list with a man in teal print at the boardroom table02The list
A tradie in a navy work shirt stands in a city office as people in teal print work at their desks03Eleven minutes
A tradie in a navy work shirt stands at a desk as a woman works at her laptop04'WHEN DO I GET THE SEO REPORT?'
A tradie in a navy work shirt holds out a slip as a man in teal print gives a thumbs up05Who do i pay
A tradie in a navy work shirt leans in to a woman in teal print at a laptop06Happy easter
A tradie taps her phone at the fuel bowser beside her white van at dusk07THE SOCIALS. YOUR THUMB.
A man in teal print and a tradie in a navy work shirt work on a laptop in an office at night08The clean van
Split screen: a tradie in her van holds a sandwich and phone as a woman in teal print works09My thumbs tired
A tradie kneels on a front lawn on a corded phone call beside an open pit10'FOUND YOU ON GOOGLE.'
A tradie on the phone at the open back of her van, rag in hand11Ive got a priya
A tradie holds a coffee and her phone by her van under a jacaranda12Do you go to redcliffe
Two tradies, one in a navy work shirt, one in hi-vis, talk over beers at a pub by a boxed printout13THE PUB. 'HOW MUCH IS YOUR SEO GUY?'
A tradie in a navy work shirt stands in the boardroom with a man and a woman in teal print14Nobody bills you for a pdf
A tradie leans out of her van window as fireworks and rockets go off over a suburban street15The van
ONE SEAT, FOUR JOBS

The marketing jobs you paid four people for (search, socials, Google Business, ads), done by one trained staff member on your voice.

NO REPORT, NO RETAINER

No PDF on the first of the month explaining why nothing changed. You see the work because you tap it.

YOU TAP IT

Posts, ads and pages are drafted and shown to you first. Public things go out when you say. Money never moves without you.

MORE FILMSSAME BLOKE · SAME SUIT · DIFFERENT JOB
Buddy (AI) throws his arms wide and shouts in a boardroom above the cityTHE ONE WE SEND EVERYONE · 3:04Nobody Turned UpThree minutes. Sound on.A tradie in hi-vis stands in his office beside a man in teal print holding up a tabletFIFTY SHORTS · 0:06 EACHWhat My AI Built TodayShow and tell. Steal the idea.A tradie in hi-vis holds a tape measure in an unlined plywood room at dusk as Buddy (AI) glowsFIFTY SHORTS · TWO YEARS FROM NOWLeft Behind By AISaid no. Said yes. Pick your timeline.A man in teal print slumps at his desk at night between towering piles of paperworkALL OF THEMThe filmsEleven films · the shorts · the reelAn instructor in teal print in an empty hall, with a line of trainees in matching suits behind himFILM D · 2:16The SchoolHow we train the staffA tradie in hi-vis at his kitchen bench at night taps his phone beside a page and a cup of teaFILM E · 1:45The First FortnightDay 0 → day 14A tradie in hi-vis and a man in teal print laugh over a phone, drinks in hand, as fireworks go offFILM F · 1:45The Project ManagerA person on direct emailA tradie in hi-vis shakes hands with a man in teal print as others in teal print clap under buntingFILM G · 1:45Manage Your TeamOwner school · client trainingA trainee in a tall teal print hat sits on a stool in a classroom beside a man with a clipboardFILM H · 2:00The SpecialistOne day at the schoolA woman in teal print works at a laptop as a man in teal print stands by the windowFILM I · 2:00Ros from HRSomeone walks the floorA tradie at a kitchen bench talks through a laptop with a man and a woman in teal printFILM J · 2:00Where's My KitchenThe site runs the jobA builder in hi-vis on a frame site with a man and a woman in teal print, one holding a tabletSERIES L · 1:05I Need A…Eight shortsA builder in a hard hat measures a yard as a man in teal print checks a tablet by a QueenslanderFILM B · 2:08Mrs Armstrong's DeckThe worked exampleA man in teal print with a coffee walks between long tables of AI staff at laptops above the cityFILM C · 2:40The SuperpowerYour own departmentTraffic again? Third time this week. Chair still empty. A man in teal print eyes a dusty deskFIFTYThe RoastEvery excuse, firedA man in teal print laughs over a page at the interview table as candidates in teal print waitTHE INTERVIEWThe InterviewWe interviewed themA man in a grey suit grabs Buddy (AI) as he lurches across the boardroom table, cameras rollingFIFTY · 6:33The BloopersTakes we didn't useA long boardroom table of men and women in teal print as their leader stands at the whiteboardFIFTY-SIXJobs Out The BoxOne outrageous film eachA woman in a hard hat and hi-vis faces men and women in teal print with clipboards in an officeTWENTY SEATSThe Seat ShortsOne per jobA crew in teal print walk away from a minibus at a bush campTHE DIARY · 1:05The RetreatOur team bonding camp
THE POINT OF THE FILMSTAFF, NOT SOFTWARE · YOU KEEP THE BUTTON

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