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THE BLOOPERSFIFTY OUTTAKES · EIGHT SECONDS EACH · MUTED UNTIL YOU TAP

Fifty takes
we didn't use.

Six fingers. A third arm. A fridge with opinions. Every film on this site was made with AI, and AI gets things wrong in ways that are funnier than anything we could write. So here's the cutting-room floor, and every clip still tells you what Hire is: AI staff on the job, Buddy leading the team, and the money click staying with you. Tap any card for sound, or .

Buddy (AI) holds up both spread hands on set beside a man in a grey suit as startled crew look on01 · SIX FINGERS8 SECONDS · TAPBuddy runs the team. The researcher seat upscales; you approve. Buddy (AI) mid-take on the office set as a crew member steps in with the clapperboard02 · THIRD ARM COFFEE8 SECONDS · TAPEndless staff support. One jacket. Buddy (AI) grins wide at the camera on set as a crew member behind him grimaces03 · TOO MANY TEETH8 SECONDS · TAPMoney clicks stay human. Even on the end card. Buddy (AI) holds a large card on set, facing a grey-haired crew member in headphones04 · EYES ON STRIKE8 SECONDS · TAPWe recruit and we train. Take sixty if we have to. Buddy (AI) holds up an open laptop on set beside a grey-haired crew member with a clapperboard05 · HIEROGLYPH PORTAL8 SECONDS · TAPReal English on every screen, or it's fired. Buddy (AI) grabs the shoulder of a crew member holding a page as they hurry across the set06 · LOGO SAUSAGE8 SECONDS · TAPThe Kindra K is never AI-drawn. Ever. Buddy (AI) yells, holding a wrapped sandwich in a kitchen, as a crew member holds a clapperboard07 · SANDWICH HAS A FACE8 SECONDS · TAPDanny Boys walk-off. Hero prop: gone. Buddy (AI) holds a takeaway order at a café counter while a crew member looks on08 · WRONG SANDWICH8 SECONDS · TAPOn brand means your brand. Not the big chain's bag. Buddy (AI) looks down at a brown stain on his shirt in a bakery kitchen as crew crouch nearby09 · JACKET MURDER8 SECONDS · TAPWardrobe has one jacket. Marketing has twelve drafts. Buddy (AI) throws out his arms by an open fridge in a kitchen, spilt milk on the floor10 · FRIDGE OPINIONS8 SECONDS · TAPYou said give the fridge opinions. It did. A grey-haired crew member stands on the boardroom table with a clapperboard, scolding Buddy (AI)11 · WE DON'T SAY LEADS8 SECONDS · TAPWe don't say leads. We say clients. Buddy (AI) sits at the boardroom table mid-gesture as crew stand around him with a clapperboard12 · TOO HONEST8 SECONDS · TAPAussie honest. Not divorce honest. Buddy (AI) holds a sheaf of pages and talks to a grey-haired crew member in headphones13 · PICK A DAN8 SECONDS · TAPMultitasking is the product. Not the take. Buddy (AI) holds pink pages as a man in a grey suit shouts beside him, cameras rolling14 · SHOPPING LIST PROMPT8 SECONDS · TAPWrong card. Right staff. Buddy (AI) is down on the floor in a push-up pose as crew stand around the set15 · AMERICAN ACCIDENT8 SECONDS · TAPWarm Aussie voices. No exceptions. A woman in a matching teal print outfit stands beside Buddy (AI) as he holds up his phone16 · SYNERGY DELETED8 SECONDS · TAPTalk like the owner or get unplugged. Buddy (AI) points at a woman in matching teal print holding a large blank card on set17 · COMIC SANS CRIMES8 SECONDS · TAPWild. Not warrant. Buddy (AI) leans over a laptop on the boardroom desk as a woman sits by the window and a crew films18 · RESEARCHER OVERSHARE8 SECONDS · TAPResearch stops before the dog's name. Buddy (AI) faces a man at the desk across the boardroom while the crew film19 · 47 PAYMENT DINGS8 SECONDS · TAPPayments automated. Endless means endless. Buddy (AI) stands on the boardroom table as a laughing man in a grey suit crouches below20 · MONEY CLICK FIGHT8 SECONDS · TAPHuman click only. That bit's not a joke. Sparks fly from a cable a woman in teal print holds against a yelling man in a print suit21 · SEO REWRITES SCRIPT8 SECONDS · TAPWe serve all Aussie small business. Even when SEO disagrees. Buddy (AI) throws up his hands as a grey-haired crew member with a clapperboard leans in22 · INBOX DISRESPECT8 SECONDS · TAPYou hired staff. Staff have opinions. Buddy (AI) points at a seated woman in a matching print blazer at a laptop as crew look on23 · WRONG DAN DIALLED8 SECONDS · TAPTwo Dans. Researcher picked the confident one. Buddy (AI) points down at an open laptop on the floor of the boardroom set as crew look on24 · CASINO LANDING PAGE8 SECONDS · TAPHigh converting is not a defence. Buddy (AI) gestures as he walks past a woman in matching teal print and glasses on set25 · DANNY BOIIIS8 SECONDS · TAPYou don't leave. You fix. Buddy (AI) points up at a boom mic overhead as startled crew crowd around the camera26 · BOOM MIC ROCKET8 SECONDS · TAPRockets mean work shipped. Not that. A drenched Buddy (AI) holds a clapperboard as ceiling sprinklers soak him and the crew27 · SPARKLER ARSON8 SECONDS · TAPTheatrical. Not arson. Buddy (AI) stands on set as a crew member gestures at him and others sit around a laptop28 · JACKET INSIDE OUT8 SECONDS · TAPFourteen takes. Nobody said a word. Two copies of Buddy (AI) hold scissors across the boardroom table as a crew member points29 · TWO BUDDYS8 SECONDS · TAPDelete one. Either one. A man in a grey hoodie holding a chip packet stands behind Buddy (AI), who stares into the lens30 · FACE MORPH8 SECONDS · TAPWe do not speak of take thirty. Buddy (AI) stands on set as a seated crew member buries her face in a pillow31 · TAKE 628 SECONDS · TAPTake one and take sixty-two. Identical. That's the bit. A man in a grey suit clutching a sandwich and Buddy (AI) run shouting through a kitchen32 · ACTOR QUITS SANDWICH8 SECONDS · TAPTwentieth take will be funnier. Crew grab Buddy (AI) as a woman in a matching teal print suit takes the floor and others film her33 · INTERN STEALS SCENE8 SECONDS · TAPThe intern was better. Sent to training. Buddy (AI) folds his arms as a grey-haired crew member confronts him beside the boardroom table34 · PM NAGS DIRECTOR8 SECONDS · TAPClients get a PM email. Directors get a PM nightmare. Buddy (AI) holds a juice box with a straw as a grey-haired crew member stands at his shoulder35 · HR FIRES DIRECTOR8 SECONDS · TAPHR is for clients' teams. Not you. Yet. Buddy (AI) rests a hand on a server rack with googly eyes as a man in a grey suit stands by36 · SERVER FEAR RACK8 SECONDS · TAPOr run it on your own server. We manage it. Buddy (AI) bends over a slumped cardboard robot costume as crew laugh behind him37 · CHATBOT BODY-CHECK8 SECONDS · TAPNot a chatbot. Staff. A person in a meerkat costume holding a sandwich walks past Buddy (AI), arms folded, in a kitchen38 · MEERKAT REMOVED8 SECONDS · TAPWrong brand. Our wild. Buddy (AI) steps over a laughing crew member lying on the floor in front of a cardboard panel39 · SCROLL BREAKS CAMERA8 SECONDS · TAPTeaches as you scroll. Sorry about your spine. Buddy (AI) stands by a metal tray of burning papers as a grey-haired crew member looks on40 · KEN BURNS FUNERAL8 SECONDS · TAPHire is a movie. Not a slideshow. Buddy (AI) laughs and points back at a cringing man in headphones in a voice booth as crew jeer41 · ROBOT VO BOOED8 SECONDS · TAPRobot voice on a hero again and we hire a new booth. Bare feet under teal print trousers stride across a café kitchen floor42 · SIX-TOED WALK-OFF8 SECONDS · TAPIt's a blooper page now. A man in a grey suit grabs Buddy (AI) as he tumbles over a boardroom chair mid-take43 · HAND THROUGH TABLE8 SECONDS · TAPI hate this job. I love this job. Buddy (AI) holds a sandwich in a café kitchen, staring straight down the lens44 · FACE SANDWICH SWAP8 SECONDS · TAPHR has opened a ticket. The set goes dark as a woman throws up her arms and a man in teal print on a ladder is silhouetted45 · LIGHTING SEAT UNPLUGGED8 SECONDS · TAPIndie film now. Buddy (AI) chews a burger in a kitchen as a crew member hurries past with a wrapped sandwich46 · CONTINUITY SAYS NO8 SECONDS · TAPContinuity says no. Continuity gets a snack. Buddy (AI) faces the camera while a man in a suit walks past behind him47 · ARE YOU THE AI8 SECONDS · TAPHappens more than you'd think. Buddy (AI) faces three crew lined up by the window while a grey-haired crew member sits nearby48 · DIRECTOR FIRES EVERYONE8 SECONDS · TAPWe sell staff. Act like it. A crew member wheels a man in a grey suit off set on an office chair as Buddy (AI) watches49 · FAKE BUDDY REMOVED8 SECONDS · TAPThere's one Buddy. That's the whole bit. Buddy (AI) faces the camera at dusk with the city lights and crew behind him50 · WHY THIS PAGE EXISTS8 SECONDS · TAPThe perfect takes are elsewhere. This is the cost of not being boring.
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