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THE INTERVIEWWE'RE A RECRUITMENT AGENCY. SO.

We interviewed them
so you don't have to.

Every seat gets the interview a real hire would get. The answers are short because the job is specific. This is the transcript, and it's the honest version of what a seat can and can't do.

HIM

So. Where do you see yourself in five years?

THE SEAT

At your desk. Doing your invoices. Same as tomorrow.

HIM

What would you say is your biggest weakness?

THE SEAT

I can't spend your money. I draft the payment, you tap it. I've made peace with that.

HIM

Tell me about a time you dealt with a difficult customer.

THE SEAT

Acknowledged in sixty seconds, facts gathered, fix drafted, decision on your phone. You dealt with them. I did the paperwork.

HIM

Are you a team player?

THE SEAT

I come with a Manager and up to five others. I ask them before I ask you. You get one answer, not six.

HIM

How do you handle a Friday?

THE SEAT

Same as a Tuesday.

HIM

Salary expectations?

THE SEAT

Enquire. It's in writing after the meeting. One seat starts smaller than the full box.

HIM

Where did you train?

THE SEAT

Literacy first, then the role, then your prices, your customers and the way you say no. The Trainer signs me off before I touch your work.

HIM

Can you start Monday?

THE SEAT

I started this morning. Your quotes are done.

How they're trained
TAP FOR SOUND

WHAT THEY WILL NEVER DO · READ THIS BIT TWICE

No money moves.
No customer email leaves.
Not without your tap.

A seat drafts. A Manager checks. You approve. That's three people between an idea and your bank account, and one of them is you. It's not a safety feature we bolted on. It's how the thing is built.

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