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SERIES LEIGHT SHORTS · SAY THE SEAT

Say the seat.
It's already in the room.

Eight shorts. Pat says "I need a…", the man snaps, and the staff member is already standing there with the result on a tablet. Pat keeps the tap. Same shape, different seat, every time.

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THE FILM, BEAT BY BEAT8 × EIGHT SECONDS · TAP ANY FOR SOUND

Every beat of the film.
Tap any for sound.

On a frame site, a builder points at a tablet a woman in teal print holds as a man in teal talks01I NEED A WEB DESIGNER.
At the door of his ute, a tradie in hi-vis talks with two men in teal print02I NEED SOMEONE ON THE PHONES.
A tradie in hi-vis at the boardroom table as a woman in teal print shows him a tablet03I NEED SEO. WHATEVER THAT IS.
On a back deck, a woman in teal print points at a tablet for a tradie in hi-vis by a man in teal04I NEED THE SOCIALS DONE.
A tradie at the kitchen table at night with paperwork as two men in teal print show a tablet05I NEED SOMEONE TO CHASE INVOICES.
A startled tradie in hi-vis and a man in teal print lean on a table as a woman holds up a tablet06I NEED QUOTES DONE TODAY.
A tradie with a pie sits on a bucket on a frame site as men in teal print hand him a tablet07I NEED MY GOOGLE FIXED.
A tradie on his deck at dusk eyes a tablet held by a woman in teal print beside a man in teal08I NEED ADS. CHEAP ONES.
EVERY SEAT IS A JOB

Web designer, phones, SEO, socials, invoices, quotes, Google, ads, each one a named staff member with a job list, not a chatbot with a menu.

ONBOARDED BEFORE THE SENTENCE ENDS

Recruited, trained on your voice, installed in your tools. The snap is a joke. The speed isn't.

PAT KEEPS THE TAP

Anything public, anything with a dollar sign, anything to a customer: shown to Pat, sent by Pat. Every single short.

MORE FILMSSAME BLOKE · SAME SUIT · DIFFERENT JOB
Buddy (AI) throws his arms wide and shouts in a boardroom above the cityTHE ONE WE SEND EVERYONE · 3:04Nobody Turned UpThree minutes. Sound on.A tradie in hi-vis stands in his office beside a man in teal print holding up a tabletFIFTY SHORTS · 0:06 EACHWhat My AI Built TodayShow and tell. Steal the idea.A tradie in hi-vis holds a tape measure in an unlined plywood room at dusk as Buddy (AI) glowsFIFTY SHORTS · TWO YEARS FROM NOWLeft Behind By AISaid no. Said yes. Pick your timeline.A man in teal print slumps at his desk at night between towering piles of paperworkALL OF THEMThe filmsEleven films · the shorts · the reelAn instructor in teal print in an empty hall, with a line of trainees in matching suits behind himFILM D · 2:16The SchoolHow we train the staffA tradie in hi-vis at his kitchen bench at night taps his phone beside a page and a cup of teaFILM E · 1:45The First FortnightDay 0 → day 14A tradie in hi-vis and a man in teal print laugh over a phone, drinks in hand, as fireworks go offFILM F · 1:45The Project ManagerA person on direct emailA tradie in hi-vis shakes hands with a man in teal print as others in teal print clap under buntingFILM G · 1:45Manage Your TeamOwner school · client trainingA trainee in a tall teal print hat sits on a stool in a classroom beside a man with a clipboardFILM H · 2:00The SpecialistOne day at the schoolA woman in teal print works at a laptop as a man in teal print stands by the windowFILM I · 2:00Ros from HRSomeone walks the floorA tradie at a kitchen bench talks through a laptop with a man and a woman in teal printFILM J · 2:00Where's My KitchenThe site runs the jobA wide-eyed woman in a navy work shirt sits beside a man in teal print at a tableFILM K · 2:00No SEO BillsNo contractorsA builder in a hard hat measures a yard as a man in teal print checks a tablet by a QueenslanderFILM B · 2:08Mrs Armstrong's DeckThe worked exampleA man in teal print with a coffee walks between long tables of AI staff at laptops above the cityFILM C · 2:40The SuperpowerYour own departmentTraffic again? Third time this week. Chair still empty. A man in teal print eyes a dusty deskFIFTYThe RoastEvery excuse, firedA man in teal print laughs over a page at the interview table as candidates in teal print waitTHE INTERVIEWThe InterviewWe interviewed themA man in a grey suit grabs Buddy (AI) as he lurches across the boardroom table, cameras rollingFIFTY · 6:33The BloopersTakes we didn't useA long boardroom table of men and women in teal print as their leader stands at the whiteboardFIFTY-SIXJobs Out The BoxOne outrageous film eachA woman in a hard hat and hi-vis faces men and women in teal print with clipboards in an officeTWENTY SEATSThe Seat ShortsOne per jobA crew in teal print walk away from a minibus at a bush campTHE DIARY · 1:05The RetreatOur team bonding camp
THE POINT OF THE FILMSTAFF, NOT SOFTWARE · YOU KEEP THE BUTTON

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