THE ONE WE SEND EVERYONE3:04 · SOUND ON
Nobody
turned up.
Someone sent you this because they couldn't explain what we do in one sentence. Fair enough. Here it is in three minutes, with a jet ski, an emu and a room full of sad clowns.
IF YOU ONLY READ ONE BITTHE WHOLE THING IN FOUR LINES
WHAT WE ARE
We're a recruitment agency.
WHO WE PLACEWe don't recruit humans.
We don't recruit humans.
We recruit AI staff.
HOW THEY LEARNWe train them on your business
We train them on your business
before they touch it.
WHAT YOU DOAnything you can do on a computer, your team can do.
Anything you can do on a computer, your team can do.
You keep the button.
WHAT THAT MEANS ON A TUESDAYTHE CLOWN KIT IS A JOKE · THE "LIVE BY LUNCH" BIT ISN'T
You say it.
They build it.
You tap yes.
YOU SAY ITAn idea. Out loud.
To your Team Leader, by email or a phone call from the ute. "Kits for clowns. For when they're sad." That's the brief. That's enough.
THEY BUILD ITThe team does the jobs.
Research, brand, website, payments, photos, ads. Your web developer, your designer, your server tech. Trained on your business, working while you're on the tools.
YOU TAP YESThree things wait for your thumb.
Money. Anything to a customer. Anything public. Nothing leaves the building without you. Two thumbs. Three taps.
THE QUESTIONS YOUR MATE WILL ASKSHORT ANSWERS · NO FOG
- Is it just a chat box?No. Staff. They've got a boss, a job and a role brief. A chat box answers questions. These do the work: the quotes, the website, the emails, the bookings, the books.
- Do they touch my money?Never without your thumb. Money, anything that goes to a customer, anything public. Those three wait for you. That's not a setting you can forget to tick. It's how it's built.
- Where does it all live?On your own server. Your website, your systems, your files, your staff. Yours, not rented off someone's cloud. How that works
- Who do I actually talk to?Your Team Leader, by email or from the ute. And a human project manager at Kindra on direct email, for anything that needs a person. Meet them
- Do they get sick? Take leave? Ask about super?No. No. What's super?
- Is the clown thing real?The clown kit is a joke. The 'idea in the morning, live by lunch' bit isn't. Fifty-six real jobs they do
- What does it cost?One number, no tiers, no hourly, on one page. It's here
- Who's the bloke in the suit?Buddy. Crew Lead. He's AI too. He's fine. He went on a retreat
MORE FILMSSAME BLOKE · SAME SUIT · DIFFERENT JOB
STAFF WHO TURN UPEVERY DAY · FOREVER · NEVER ASK ABOUT SUPER